Dear Alice Cooper Esquire,
Thank #ewe for continuing to confirm receipt of our most excellent #glowinthedark #sheepshirt. We have checked our records carefully and we note with some #chagrin that your digital image wearing same magnificent garment is still not to hand.
We would be obliged if ewe, or one of your fine people, could rectify this omission at your earliest convenience.
We are amongst ewe.
Overflowing with regards,
The Sheep Guy
c/o The Nation of Ovine.
PS – Photoshopping just doesn’t do.