Hoodwinked?

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To avoid confusion a small confession may be in order. The image above is all, well nearly all, the result of photoshop trickery. Ewe have been hoodwinked. This is not a COI from an AC M & G. Think neither Platinum, gold, diamond or any other precious metal or stone. The COI in jpg form was sourced from the interwebs using the Google search engine. Other search engines are available. The “To the Sheep guy” although slightly akimbo was sharpied by the great man himself on the back of a doctor’s coat in my collection. This in turn was scanned into digital form, tidied somewhat, and then layered into the COI jpg. Et voila an apparent unique bespoke Cooper item. Let me leave ewe with this thought try to refrain from believing everything ewe read and see on the interwebs. Especially around here. Insanity is our watchword. Others too it would seem.

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To avoid confusion a small confession may need revoking. The image above is the genuine article COI sourced whilst guesting with AC in the UK. Ewe have not been hoodwinked. I invite ewe to think covert backstage arrangement with the Master of Shock Rock. “Aah the sheep guy, but I’m not going to tell ewe why!” the Detroit Rocker was heard to intone. The “To the Sheep guy” although slightly akimbo was sharpied, in finest black, by Alice Cooper in my presence and now resides in my collection. This in turn was scanned into digital form, tidied somewhat, and presented here for your own edification & delight. Voila a unique bespoke Cooper item. These are the circles we move in, other shapes are available. Parallelograms for example. Let me leave ewe with this thought try to refrain from believing everything ewe read and see on the interwebs. Especially around here. Insanity is our watchword. Others too it would seem.

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Confusion reigns that no confession, small or otherwise will clarify. Without casting any doubts about the veracity of what has occurred above we invite ewe to cast your cultured eye over the image hereto. Surely this is the genuine article a COI sourced whilst meeting & greeting AC? A VIP COI and not a FTI COI! There does appear to be a distinct lack of “To the Sheep guy” akimbo or otherwise, affixed to this digital PNG screengrab though? Other file formats are available. Voila a unique bespoke Cooper item, or part thereof, presented as before for your edification and delight. Let me leave ewe with this thought try to refrain from believing everything ewe read and see on the interwebs. Especially around here. Insanity is our watchword. Others too it would seem.

Do ewe still feel hoodwinked?